Sunday, August 6, 2017

Slack Family X=Country Trip 2017 - Trip Summary

The final post about our summer 2017 trip....

After being back home for almost a month, we all agree, we had a great cross country trip together this summer!  Not as many "grumpy bugs" were experienced by any of us as we all thought would occur.  And none of us killed another one despite spending excessive hours together in a car and doing things outside of the car together!

As I mentioned in the very first post, this was an opportunity that just ended up making sense for our family to partake in the summer of 2017.  We are fortunate that we felt we could step away in the manner we did, and not have it be detrimental to our family.  It was a great opportunity to see a lot of the US, and to spend quality time with family and friends, as well as together!

Below are a few statistics on our trip, and also a few pics that may, or may not have made it into a previous post.

Stats
Over-under on Andy getting grumped up - 3.5 - I won the under with maybe 2!!!  :-)

Days gone from home - 37

Temperature when we got home - 119!

Welcome home - 119!!!


Total miles driven - 7700

Miles driven while traveling - 7208

Total hours driving - ~ 110-115





Miles Bish drove - ~ 225?

Max Speed - 96!!!!

Average speed - 59

# states visited on trip - 23

# states visited total
Andy - 49
Bish - 42
Darby - 32
Danica - 32

Days spent in each time zone
- Pacific - 1.5
- Mountain - 6.5
- Central - 6.5
- Eastern - 22.5

Different beers drank in 5 weeks - 94!!

Nights in a hotel - 9

Nights in a tent - 3

Nights in a tee pee - 1

Nights at the beach - 12

Nights staying with friends - 4

Nights staying with family - 7

Family members seen - Mary & Mike, Peter, Stephen, Ita, Mary Therese, Bev & Bob, Jen & Stan, Emily, Adam, Rachel & Cody & Presley, Mary Lane & Jim

Friends seen - Becky (Reiff) & Mike, John & Whitney, Mick & Kristin, Clover & Mark, Pat, Greg, Robin & Clay, Little brother DP, Kathy, Troy & Joy & Taylor & Jordan, Tim, Jon & Griffin, Clark

New tires - 4

Flat tires - 1

My weenie flat in Park City
Speeding tickets - 2

The Law!
Estimated books read by the Slackettes and Bish - 35ish

For some stupid reason, I started taking pictures of Darby (mostly, but sometimes Danica too) wearing goofy hats or posing in weird ways.  Below is an accumulation of some of them.

Notre Dame hair!

Moose antlers in Yellowstone!

Winter hat at Gander Mountain in Fargo!

Hunting cap with lights at Gander Mountain!

Breaded tenderloin mustache in Huntington, IN!

Cowboy hats at Buc-ees in Texas!

Feather masks in New Orleans! 

Bug armor at Insectarium in New Orleans!

Hook em Horns in Austin!

Danica Dinosaur chasing Darby in Theodore Roosevelt NP!

Chili cheese dog with chef hat at The Varsity in Atlanta!

Go Jankees at South of the Border in South Carolina!

Mexican hat dance at South of teh border!

The O'Donnell branch of the family in SLC!

Leaving Grandma's house in Indiana.
Lessons learned...
- Although I hate to admit it, there was a left over hippie I dealt with some in the construction management office of the VA while with the NCA.  After each major project, he always asked for input and put together a document he referred to as "Lessons Learned" on that specific project.  I initially found it to be kind of annoying, but have to say, in hindsight, I think it was a good idea to look back and reflect.
- In the words of Tom Cruise in Risky Business, "Sometimes you've got to say What the F!"
- Take advantage of the opportunities when they arise.
- It's always fun to see and spend quality time with old friends and family.
- Some people never change, so just try to accept who they are.
- You can't make everyone else happy, so make yourself happy.
- When riding in a car for extended periods with multiple people, try to avoid eating Mexican food and refried beans!  :-)

All the bird crap in our driveway after getting home!

What happens to your garden hose when you're gone for 5 weeks and the Bermuda is growing!

If you ever have the opportunity to do something like we were able to do this summer, I would highly recommend it!  Our friends, the Friends, who took a full 8-9 month sabbatical with their family a few years back told us to not be afraid to hit up your friends for places to stay, a shower, and laundry facilities!  It was a lot of fun, and I hope we can do something similar on the West Coast in the future.

Thanks for reading!

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Vegas... and finally home! Plus Western route


Darby feeding the camel at the petting zoo.  Notice her facial expression.
 We got into Lost Wages on Thursday late afternoon after driving south from Salt Lake City.  We knew we were getting close to home as the temps were in the triple digits again!  The highest temp I saw on the readout in the van was 119 near Mesquite, NV!



Danica with a giant bunny at the petting zoo.

We passed on a few Roadside America stops closer to SLC - the miniature Mt. Rushmore display, and the "world's largest blender."  but we decided a good spot for a break and to see the recommended site was exit 189 off I-15.  There was a petting zoo at the Flying J truck stop in addition to the DQ in the truck stop for a lunch break.  I order us some food and an Orange Whip (Julius) and a Blizzard, while Bish and the girls went to see the animals at the petting zoo.

Danica sleeping in the LV hotel room... without being all snuggled under the covers for once!  
We decided to stay off strip and a bit closer to home, so we stayed at Green Valley Ranch for the first time.  It was a great hotel/casino, with a nice pool and plenty of things to do and places to eat in addition to the casino options.  It was a very nice "last night away from home" to wrap up our trip.



Slackettes sitting on pile of luggage after arriving home.

Danica posing with the Menudo I tried at the hotel breakfast buffet!
We headed out of LV late morning, on our way back home.  It was kind of sad that our trip was almost over, but at the same time, it would be nice to be home and sleep in our own beds.  Plus, I was really looking forward to seeing "my poopy" after so much time away from her!

All the friggen bird poop in our driveway from the solar panels after being gone for 5 weeks!

Welcome back to friggen HOT Arizona!

Gotta love Bermuda grass.  My hose seeming disappears into the Bermuda it has grown so much in the last 5 weeks.


Westbound route
It was hot as hell in AZ, but it was also very nice to get back home after 37 days away.  We unpacked the van, and I blew all the bird shit off the driveway so we didn't track it into the house.  We had remotely begun to cool the house off on our drive home, so it wasn't too friggen hot inside.  As we all began to unpack stuff, I ran over to our neighbors to get Maori.  Not surprisingly, she was very happy to see me!  I have traveled a lot over the years, and while it is always nice to get home and see Bish and the Slackettes, I really enjoy getting to see Maori after a lot of time away.  She has always been my buddy since we've had her, so getting to reconnect with her is even better for the soul than seeing the family (for me)!.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Jackson Hole, WY - Salt Lake City

The proverbial pic with the antler arches in downtown Jackson, WY.

We got into Jackson, WY mid afternoon on Monday, July 3rd.  As mentioned previously, we were all kind of tuckered out after two nights of poor sleep in the campsite from hell.  As a result,  we decided to cut GTNP a bit short, and go catch up on a nap in our cowboy hotel.  Again, due to getting our reservations kind of late, we were not always able to get top notch lodging for a reasonable price.  In Jackson Hole, we ended up with a hotel reservation at the Virginian Lodge just South of town a bit.  It wasn't a bad spot, as the beds were comfortable, the water ran hot, and they had ice machines!  It looked exactly like what you'd expect with a name like that!

Danica tasting the wort at Snake River Brewing Company with Brewer Keith!

So we got all rested up at our cowboy hotel, and then headed into downtown Jackson to kick around for the evening.  We got there just in time for the nightly "shootout!"  A local dinner theater company puts on a small show at an intersection on the corner of the town square 6 nights a week.  It is a few guys and a few girls that someone gets into a fight, and then there is a lot of shooting and eventually one of the ladies wins!  Loud, but fun!

After the shootout, we found one of the local micro brewery restaurants for an appetizer and a few beers.  We then decided to go visit another local brewery, Snake River Brewing Company not far away also.  This place was the bomb!  While waiting for our table, we got a few beers and sat outside in the grass playing games along with everyone else out there.  When they called us for our table, Bish and the girls started watching one of the brewers (Keith) inside as he was emptying the wort tank.  He started talking to them, and then invited them into the area where he was working to help.  They got to help pull the spent barley out of the wort, and he explained the process of brewing beer to them!  He talked about measuring the specific gravity of the wort, as well as let them taste the wort with the malty flavor.  It was a really neat experience for them!

At the July 4th parade in downtown Jackson.
On Tuesday morning, July 4th, we got up and went back into town to kick around for a bit and get some breakfast.  We lucked out, as they were getting ready for a July 4th parade later that morning!  After breakfast we stuck around and watched most of the parade.  The parade had all of the fixings - throwing candy, fire trucks, floats, horses, and throwing corn on the cob from a local farmers market float!

Bish, Slackettes, and cousin Mary Lane in front of her son's house.

We then started driving towards Salt Lake City and Bish's cousin Mary Lane who has lived in the area for years.  For some reason, our GPS took us south through more of Wyoming, instead of west over the mountains and down the interstate.  After we figured this out, we decided to continue in this direction, as the roads were pretty open and not busy.  Until we encountered another state trooper...dammit!!!  :-)

I'm getting tired of taking these pics to document the trip!

We met Bish's cousin at her son's house, just above the "U of U" in the hills.  Her son's family was out of town for the week with his wife's family back in Michigan.  So they let us move into their basement and spare bedrooms!  It was a neat house, with great views of the Salt Lake valley!  They made dinner that night, and we walked down the street to a park where we saw at least 50 fireworks shows going off throughout the valley!

Our view of the 50+ fireworks shows over the Salt Lake City area.

One of Darby's best friends from her school had just moved up to the SLC area after school was out.  So we were able to pick up Abigail from her dad's office in downtown, and she joined us as an honorary Slackette for the day!  Abigail is a great kid!  Her and Darby are similar in a lot of respects - like to read, kind of geeky, and like to joke around/be funny.  Abigail had what I think we the best line of the trip - We were in the van and driving back down the hill, and she was talking about wanting to go to BYU, but would then have to go on to get a graduate degree somewhere else, as she wanted to do CSI type work.  I asked her, "Do you like science?"  and she responded with "A bit obsessed!"  I think it is awesome that a 13 year old kid knows who they are and owns it in that manner!

Slackettes on the Mezzanine level of the Joseph Smith Hotel

We had some extra time after we got stormed out at the Utah Olympic Park prior to having  to drop Abigail off at her dad's office in downtown SLC near the Mormon Temple.  So we parked in the area and decided to walk around a bit to see all of the LDS buildings/sites.  Abigail pointed out a neat building she had been to once for a wedding reception, so we decided to go in for a look.  It used to be a hotel, but is now the Joseph Smith Hotel/Building in honor of the founder of Mormonism.  As we walked into the lobby, and were "ooohing and ahhhing" at the decor, architecture, marble statue of Joseph, etc., an older gentleman who was a greeter came over and offered to show us around the building.  So we proceeded to follow him around to see some of the rooms, architecture, and learn more about the LDS presidents and faith.  He told us that a majority of the offices for looking up family tree information that the LDS church offers as a free service were occupied most of the upstairs of the building now.  Fortunately Bish's cousin Mary Lane had warned us "not to sign anything" as we were driving into downtown!  :-)

Danica, Abigail, and Darby.  

Danica and Abigail on one of the rope course islands in Utah Olympic Park.

The next morning we got up and met Mary Lane and some of her grand kids up in Park City at the Utah Olympic Park.  The kids got all day passes and did the downhill tubing, the ropes course, and attempted to do the zip line, but got shut down by a small thunder storm rolling through the area.  The girls were disappointed as they had made it up to being 2nd in line when it was shut down due to weather!  Bish and I had been to the Olympic Park a few years back when we had came to Park City for a weekend away.  It was a bit better for us as it was not the middle of the summer rush.  Plus it was cooler then too!  The alpine slide was shut down for the summer due to the heat radiating off of the metal.  :-(

Mary Lane's grand kids/pseudo grand kids & the Slackettes in front of the acrobatic ski jumping pool/ramps.  Notice the ski jumper over Darby's left shoulder!

The view down one of the ski jumps in Utah Olympic Park.

We lucked out, and they gave us a rain check, to come back and attempt to use our all day passes within 7 days.  So we ended up going back up the hill the next morning before we drove Vegas.  The girls were really hoping to get to do the zip line, and with the rain check, we couldn't pass up the opportunity to give it another try while still in the area.

The Slackettes headed down the zip line!

Danica, I think, coming down the tubing hill.

Did I mention earlier that we knew when we left on June 1, that we'd need new tires once we got back home to AZ.  I had my brother in law Stan rotate the tires when we were in IN, as the front ones (more tread) were starting to wear a lot on the insides as this is what mini vans seem to do.  So to prevent the back 2 tires from wearing too much on the inside, we rotated them.  Well, the tires with the least amount of tread were now on the front end.  I thought we would be able to make it back home before having to replace the tires, but I guess I was off by a bit!  As we were driving back up to Park City to go back to the Utah Olympic Park, the "low tire pressure" light came on in the van.  I commented to Bish that we'd need to find a place to add some air to the tires, when suddenly I started hearing a funny noise!  So I put on my right turn signal and started heading over to the far right side of the road.  Sure enough, the front right tire had gone flat!  Woohoo!  :-)


My weenie spare tire on the way to the tire shop.

I got out and dug out the tire changing stuff, and Bish began to lower the weenie spare from inside (it's under the middle of the car!).  We were on a slight downhill incline, so as I began to jack up the car, I noticed it rolled a bit downhill and began to torque the jack.  So I stopped, set the parking brake, and restarted the jack.  That time it worked!  I flipped the flat with the weenie spare, and threw the flat in the back of the van.  The weenie spare was a bit low, but it was good enough to allow me to drop the Slackettes back up at the Olympic Park, and go find a local tire shop!  I sat and waited, while they got a few rides on the zip line, and then we headed South towards Lost Wages.


Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Yellowstone NP, Grand Teton NP and the campsite from hell!

We didn't get to see a live moose, so this is the next best thing.
Our time in Yellowstone NP was a lot of fun, and enough interesting things happened, that it deserves it's own blog entry!  As mentioned in the previous post, we drove into YNP via the Northeast entrance based on Clark's recommendation.  The drive was beautiful, and you got to see snow up near 9500' elevation!

The reason for one of the "wildlife jams" on the roads in YNP!

We drove through YNP Saturday afternoon.  The Lamar Valley was spectacular for viewing wildlife!  There were Bison and Elk all around on the drive through.  After driving through the Lamar Valley, we ended up at Canyon Village.  The Slackettes signed up to do the Junior Ranger Program at the visitor center, and then we headed over to see the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone, and Yellowstone Falls.  We had followed the Yellowstone River all the way across ND and MT, and then found it again inside YNP.  From the lookout points, you could see a beautiful waterfall of the Yellowstone River, and the canyon that had been carved out by the river over the years.

Slackettes at the Grand Canyon of YNP with Yellowstone Falls in the background.

After spending a few hours scratching the surface of things to see in the park, we headed out the West entrance to our home for the next two nights in West Yellowstone, MT at a KOA.  Boy were we in for some interesting times at this place!  Since we had planned this trip without much advance notice, we were not able to always get the best choices for hotels/camp sites, etc.  Completely understandable considering the timing.  We had to choose an RV site at this KOA as all the tent sites were sold out already.  Well, our RV site was right next to a well traveled highway, and therefore the amount of noise from cars and semi trucks was not good!

Bish and girls standing in front of some of the paint pots mud pots on Sunday morning.

We got to the KOA around 8 pm in the evening, so still had 2 hours of daylight in which to setup our tent.  Little did I know that we'd have a slight deterrent during the tent setup process!  We backed into  our parking spot, and began to unload the tent and other camping gear for setup.  I started laying out the tarps and eventually the tent.  We purchased a family size tent a few years back, so it's kind of big.  As I was unfolding the tent, I started getting attacked by "angry birds!"  There were 2-3 blackbirds sitting in tree tops nearby that kept diving down and attempting to peck at my head or my butt (when bent over).  I asked Bish to go up to the office and ask if they could come attempt to figure out why they were attacking us.

A picture of me after driving for 9+ hours and having to deal with stupid drivers/wildlife jams in YNP.

While she was gone, I figured I'd look in the local large bush to see if there was a nest in there, and sure enough, a small next with a baby black bird was about waist high in the bush.  Two guys from the park staff, and eventually the owner came out to look.  None of them wanted to remove the nest for some reason.  So I eventually got one of our cooking sticks and went into the bush to knock the nest out as I knew the darned angry birds would not stop attacking me!  Once the nest was gone, one of the park employees picked up the baby bird in his hand (sure death IMHO as my knowledge is that a wild animal will be rejected once touched by a human).  They put the baby out in the grass near the nest.

I was hoping that was the end of the "angry birds" incident.  The next morning, as I was walking to the bathroom to brush my teeth, one of those damned "angry birds" followed me and dive bombed me 2-3 times as I was walking!  I called the office again later that day and they were going to try and get someone out to the site to somehow get rid of the "angry birds."

Old Faithful going off right on time!

We got up early on Sunday and headed into the park to try and get ahead of the mad rush of foreigners visiting YNP.  We stopped and saw the mud pots on our way to the Old Faithful Lodge and Visitor Center area.  We got to see OF go off 3 times while we were in the area!  We initially did a ranger led walk around the boardwalk that circles OF.  It was very  interesting to learn about the geysers and some of the characteristics of the different geysers/colors of bacteria/etc.

Slackettes standing in front of a blue colored (around 195 degrees) fumarol near OF. 

As Ranger Carl was just beginning his introduction of his talk on geysers, he had just mentioned the very important aspect of NOT getting off the boardwalk to try and get closer to the geysers as the ground can be unstable in some areas, and the water is very hot and corrosive!  He explained to us that a lady had approached him a few minutes before with pictures of some dork that had walked out to get a closer look at OF.  Just as he was telling the group this information, the same idiot (we thought) walked off the boardwalk in the distance behind Ranger Carl and right out to the Old Faithful Geyser hole!!!!!!  Ranger Carl yelled at him to get back to the boardwalk, and he then radioed the law enforcement rangers to make them aware of the guy and hopefully come grab him!  Unfortunately  we all stood and watched the guy walk back to his car and eventually leave prior to the law enforcement rangers showing up.  It was really sad that one asshole thought their interests were more important than nature's and everyone else's!  To really make Ranger Carl's talk entertaining, (at least for Bish and the girls!) I made the boneheaded move of falling on my ass while walking along a paved walking path!  I was dinking around on my phone, and listening to the ranger, when my foot hit the edge of the path I went down hard on my knee and palm!  Ranger Carl offered first aid, and said that was "one additional task he was allowed to do."

Darby helping the wildlife talk ranger to show how far away from wild animal you should stay.

We also did a ranger talk later that morning to learn about the wildlife in the park.  Both ranger talks were very good and informative.  If you ever go to YNP, definitely take some time to listen to some ranger talks.  We drove over to the West Thumb area of Yellowstone Lake in the late morning to see the lake and go for a hike.  After that, we decided to head out of the park around 2-3 pm as it was getting really busy, and the traffic was slow and heavy everywhere!  The rangers talked of "wildlife jams" which is when there is a siting of a bear/bison/moose/elk/etc. near the road.  It seems that every idiot tourist has to not only stop their car in the middle of the road to take 10,000 pics from their phones, but also feel the need to often get out of their cars and try to get closer to the wild animal for a friggen selfie!!!  I was hoping to see some stupid tourist get gored, but wasn't that lucky!

Danica volunteering to do her best "bear impression" for the ranger to help show how far away you should use bear spray!

In our typical blind luck fashion, we had arrived back to our campsite around 3 pm.  To have a quiet evening, and get away from the rush of tourists in YNP.  Thank God we did, as about an hour after we had arrived back at camp, a small rain storm decided to blow in.  I really like our new tent, and it seems to be pretty easy to set up and very functional for our use.  However, we learned that it is NOT the type of tent that can withstand wind gusts very well!  As I lay in the tent attempting to get in a nap, the wind began to blow.  Eventually Bish and Darby had to stand at the corners of the tent and hold onto the poles to help prevent it from collapsing!  I ended up getting out, and we decided to collapse the tent by removing the vertical poles, so that the wind didn't implode the thing!  So we removed 6 poles, and then got our suitcases out of the van and laid them on top of the tent in the windward direction to help prevent the wind from catching the material.  And we all settled into the van to hunker down and wait out the storm.  It only rained a little for about 10 minutes after the wind came through, and eventually the sun came back out.  We were lucky we had decided to not stay in the park all day or else we would have come back to a mangled tent that evening.

Our collapsed tent and refuge van, with rain clouds overhead and that damned angry birds bush in the back left!

We just hung out at our campsite that night and cooked left over peirogies on the fire, and also made some brats and popcorn for dinner.  We attempted to get a good nights sleep in between all the traffic noise and cars driving over the rumble strip in between lanes on the highway.  We got up relatively early the next morning, tore down our wet tent, and headed back into YNP to see a few more sites in the southern portion, and for the Slackettes to get their Junior Ranger patches!

Darby and I cooking dinner at the campfire - peirogies in the used Pop secret pan and brats on the stick.

We drove out the South entrance and right into the Grand Teton NP.  Yellowstone is really cool and very diverse, but I think I like GTNP even better!  There is less to do, and it is smaller, but the view of the Grand Tetons is just amazing!  We initially went to the Colter Bay visitors center to get maps, sign up the girls for the Junior Ranger program, and learn where we wanted to visit as we passed through the park.

I, state your name... (what movie?) - Getting sworn in as a Junior Ranger at GTNP.

We did less than we probably would have preferred in GTNP, however, we all were kind of tired after two nights of poor sleep in the campsite from hell!   We walked around while at Colter Bay, and then went to see Jenny Lake, and attempted to try to see Moose (plural Meese - just ask Darby!!!) near Phelps Lake.  Then we went to the Craig Thomas Visitor Center in the southern part of the park for the girls to complete their Junior Ranger work.

Slackettes with Jenny Lake and the Grand Tetons in the background.

After that we took the short drive down to Jackson, WY for the next leg of our adventure!